halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via egberts)

i am JUST TALL ENOUGH

ilovedrake12345:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK 

Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic. 

The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak. 

This is what it sounds like.

The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever. 

Source: X

(via snugglingcastiel)

Entitled

Me: This older generation pisses me off so much

Therapist: Why?

Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.

Therapist: And?

Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers

Therapist: Touche

homocrimes:

i hate gays

(Source: cocaineteas, via swarnpert)

vaspour:

nokais:

fileformat:

herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

why

fichty

(via homophobic)

why vid